[Another old post from previous site]

Today in sports, at the swim meet, a guy who really sucks at swimming got two 2nd and one 4th place medals. I know nobody is listening to me and just looking at the 23 year old girl in the swimsuit, but who cares. Well as our reporter was reporting on the event, he and the microphone fell into the baby pool and was electrocuted, but nobody else was hurt. His funeral will be Saturday.