Writing behind main banner:“Made up news headlines contain more gibberish than ever before (GTN)
By: Trained Turtle #32
”Meep meep, moop moop.” These famous words from long ago have resounded across the eons trying to find their meaning in the vast expanse of the universe. How long has it been traveling? Who sent it? Who stole my Twinkie? What you stole it? Give it back! No? Dimmit man I want my Twinkie! Now give it back or I will pummel you into the next room! No I do not want your wife, I want a Twinkie. No you give it up….BAM!!…There, now see what you made me do? See! Eeehhemm.. Now where was i? Oh yes. Who sent the message? What does it mean? Where was it intended for? These questions have been postulated by Earthbound scientists for decades. Not until now have we even gotten close to cracking the code. Buy by pure chance while on the toilet, Scientists and renowned plumber Bob Humphry figured out a scheme to decode its meaning….
Oh there is my Twinkie! Sorry man, guess it was yours afterall…. “