Al Queada
Published January 29th, 2006 in Uncategorized[more old news]
Recently our Reporter in the field Greg Bobson has submitted this report to our field offices in Baghdad.
Greg Bobson: Thank you unnamed voiceless announcer. I am reporting Live from Baghdad to read to you a secret note our sources have given to us from the underground resistance network.
1 Chicken
2 pounds butter
1 gallon of milk
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2 pounds butter
1 gallon of milk
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Umm.. Sorry. Wrong list.
Ah here is the real one:
Dear Muhammed Jr.,
Your resistance against the Coalition forces is going well. But I fear that the higher ups in the organization have not been please with your reporting of events. All bombings and attacks have been only sent and approved by the middle management and only in duplicate. Where in your contract it explicitly states that all attacks must be forwarded to upper middle management and in triplicate with notarized pages. All forms of requisition for all personnel and materiel must go through our H-R department. Your receipts of purchases of black market goods have not been properly done and must be officially signed by both the purchaser and black market employee. Pleas have them include identification for a means of contacting them for further information for our accounting department.Remember to remind your minions of the organization picnic in two weeks. Bring water.
Your resistance against the Coalition forces is going well. But I fear that the higher ups in the organization have not been please with your reporting of events. All bombings and attacks have been only sent and approved by the middle management and only in duplicate. Where in your contract it explicitly states that all attacks must be forwarded to upper middle management and in triplicate with notarized pages. All forms of requisition for all personnel and materiel must go through our H-R department. Your receipts of purchases of black market goods have not been properly done and must be officially signed by both the purchaser and black market employee. Pleas have them include identification for a means of contacting them for further information for our accounting department.Remember to remind your minions of the organization picnic in two weeks. Bring water.
Bob (a.k.a.. “Al Queada leader”)