[more old news]

We here at G99 news and more… hope all of our American reader, and all people who just like to eat poorly cooked food, a very happy Thanksgiving. The strangeness at the spectacle of Thanksgiving has increased our desires from information over the years. Why has this country come to revere a occasion that many people come to dread before and after? People complain about the dry turkey. The jelly in a can, and the green stuff that grandma Betty makes. Your relatives bore you to death, and the rest annoy you. As usual one or two people you enjoy being with leave early because they forgot to turn something off at home, leaving you holding the dishcloths because your mom/sister/brother/aunt/uncle/dad/friend is to busy chatting it up with others to clean up after themselves. The entire evening post dinner is spent complaining and preparing for the next days activities of waiting in line for the DVD player that will not be there. Yet everyone, for some odd reason wishes it would appear the next year and start the comlaining over again. Its like a pre holiday sacrifice to cleanse your spirits. You get your quota of family and friends and you are good for 10 months or so.