[more old news]

We here at G99 News and more… would like to apologize to the nation. We thought our inside sources were infallible. We thought we had a source that will lead us to be the first to name the president. They were never wrong before, but now we have learned that it was all a misdirection. We congratulate the new leader of America and hope that all he has promised us will come true for his administration. If not, at least we will have amble opportunity to make some viewership.

The facts that led us down the wrong path all started several years ago in an encounter in a bar in Washington D.C. One of our reporters, who sadly encountered a strange, yet seducing Twinkey related death, encountered a masked man. After a few drinks and casual conversation the masked man whispered in his ear.

“The millionaire man from ABC will be running for the highest office in the land…” .

The strange figure scurried away into the darkness to a waiting Limo. Little did we know the true identity of this inside source. Only later would we find out who this masked man is. We had been tricked by the devious mastermind that is Ross Perot.. We have encountered him before. His shadow style tactics have become more devious, tougher to track. The real political mastermind behind the Capitol.

Our investigation continues, but many leads turn up either dead or missing. We will not stop in our investigation of this controller of minds, of thoughts, and the media.