[More old news]

For once lets get serious. We have sent out reporters here and there. Millions have been spent of travel, fake passports, and bribes to the local police. What has this gotten us (Well other than a Pulizer prize award ten years in a row)? Nowhere.

So as a pledge to you the editors of G99 news and more….[Ed: Now G’topian news] have decided niot to falisfy any more news stories just to get rating. No more will we lie to our adoring public so CNN will cover one of our stories. And finally does anyone know the number for Jayson Blair? We need his expertise in something….