[more old news]

SARS (Seriously Agitating Respatory Something) has been plaguing Toronto, Canada and China. As most of you know, the head editor is from Toronto, Canada. He is saddened by this news. His relatives in Nursing homes cannot be visited due to fears of bringing the virus in and the movie theaters are empty. This is a disparaging situation. So in response for this we have sent one of our reporters right into the Hot Zone. He has not reported back yet. We wonder what is wrong…… Oh hold on this just in! It seems that our reported got lost along the way and walked right into a pit of Lions. We really need to stop hiring these sub-par Intern reporters. The funeral costs are costing us a fortune. His funeral will be Sunday….