[more old posts]
Well the War witb Iraq is almost over and the U.S. has won. But no chemical weapons have been found yet. So we sent in one of our reporters into the field to see for himself if there are any Chemical weapons. Bill are you there?
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Well i guess he is not answering…O.K. folks this just in. It seems that Bill has been killed in his search for chemical weapons. For some reason he was going around without protection and opening all of the containers himself going “Is there anything secret in here?”. Well his funeral will be tomorrow.