Breaking news!
Published January 29th, 2006 in Old posts[more old posts]
This just in:
Breaking News: We will go live to our Imbeded reporter in the field in the war with Iraq.
Big John: Thank you my pimp master. I am live here in Iraq covering the human portion of the war. The living, breathing Iraqi’s. I am here in a suburb of Baghdad and have chatted with many of the locals here. Here are some reactions they have given me. Translated to english of course:
“Get away from me, you sick bastard. I broke up with you a year ago.”
Ooops wrong transcipt…Ah! Here it is.
“I have to go potty.”
“I think saddam was just beaten as a kid.”
“All those americans are dropping bombs, i have had my soufle smashed in many times! How can you create a good soufle woith bombs dropping? How!”
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Well it seems that we have just lost contact with Big John….O.K. I just got information. He was just blown up in another American Attack. For some reason he decided to report from directly over the bunker where Saddam was staying and painted a large target symbol next to him. His funeral will be sunday. We are all sad about the loss of another good piece of camera equipment.
Good night.