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Steve Forbes has left the presidential race after spending $35,000,000 (for our lower intelligence readers, that is 35 million) of his own money to fund his campaign. He Left after figuring out that in each of the future state primaries he would get less than 25% of the votes and would have no chance of winning in any of them. He had lost in Delaware to Bush and McCain (McCain wasn’t even physically there for the primary!). Boy he is bad, besides who would want a selfish, stupid, and rich president anyway…wait, that has been the qualifications for every president. We need a president who won’t be selfish or stupid or rich, we need Regis Philbin as president. I vote for Regis Philbin for president of the United States!!!