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		<title>Welcome!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the new world domination headquarters! 
We will be upgrading this site in the upcoming months. So look forward to many new and exciting changes soon!   
Your world domination team.  

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		<title>Swim n&#8217; fun!</title>
		<link>http://drsandler.net/gtopia/?p=6</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Old posts</category>
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[Another old post from previous site]
Today in sports, at the swim meet, a guy who really sucks at swimming got two 2nd and one 4th place medals. I know nobody is listening to me and just looking at the 23 year old girl in the swimsuit, but who cares. Well as our reporter was reporting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Star Wars</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Another old post from previous site]
Today, hordes of fans are cheering and screaming at the new release of the Star Wars: Episode 1 in Jacksonville, Florida (why in the hell would they pick a crappie town like that for a showing? Nobody knows). They are waiting in line to buy tickets for the show witch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twinkie trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Another old post from previous site]
Today in Kosovo, the head of our Twinkie coverage division, Bob shunker, was shot in the line of duty when he jumped in front of a firing machinegun aimed at a box of Twinkies. He will always be remembered for this heroic act. He survived the shooting, barely, but the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Superbowl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Another old post from previous site]
We interrupt the Super Bowl to tell you this late breaking news. Do people drive recklessly on the roads, we sent a reporter to find out. Unfortunately he was run over before we get his story, we will now cover the whole 4 hour Funeral lets go to our correspondent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>G99</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[more old posts&#8230;]
A man wearing a Goofy hat on his head has crashed into the guardrail on San Jose road. He is ok but he knocked over a one of our reporters carrying a bag full of Twinkies, the Reporter was killed and his Funeral will be held tomorrow. We don&#8217;t know the status of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>G99</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[more old posts&#8230;]
Steve Forbes has left the presidential race after spending $35,000,000 (for our lower intelligence readers, that is 35 million) of his own money to fund his campaign. He Left after figuring out that in each of the future state primaries he would get less than 25% of the votes and would have no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Y2k</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>G99</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[More old posts]
A group of deranged hackers are systematically attacking certain websites causing them to crash for a short amount of time. They were fed up with all of the hype over the Y2K Bug and the fact that THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS THE Y2K BUG!!! So they started to make their own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iraq</title>
		<link>http://drsandler.net/gtopia/?p=13</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>G99</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[more old posts]
The War with Saddam. Good or bad? For oil or profit? We don&#8217;t really know. So in order to find out we sent our Iraqi expert Reginald Poporosi to the local Subway to find out the truth behind the matter.

Reginald:  So local Iraqi how do you feel about the upcoming war?

Iraqi:  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking news!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>G99</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[more old posts]
 This just in:
Breaking News: We will go live to our Imbeded reporter in the field in the war with Iraq.   

Big John: Thank you my pimp master. I am live here in Iraq covering the human portion of the war. The living, breathing Iraqi&#8217;s. I am here in a suburb [...]]]></description>
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