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Happy…umm…Bad food day?

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We here at G99 news and more… hope all of our American reader, and all people who just like to eat poorly cooked food, a very happy Thanksgiving. The strangeness at the spectacle of Thanksgiving has increased our desires from information over the years. Why has this country come to revere a occasion […]

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Microsoft, the software giant responsible for the bringing to the market Outlook E-mail software and Windows ME, has now taken upon itself to create a search engine to rival the industry giants of Yahoo and Google.
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According to a G99 news and more… insider, we have information about upcoming functions of the Search […]

An apology

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We here at G99 News and more… would like to apologize to the nation. We thought our inside sources were infallible. We thought we had a source that will lead us to be the first to name the president. They were never wrong before, but now we have learned that it was […]

Our choice of president

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Using our inside sources, we gained information from the secret meetings of the Janitors union and with generous grants to many cafeteria lunch menus, we here at G99 news and more… have organized our efforts and are happy to be the first to announce a winner of the 2004 presidential election.
So without further […]

The Core 2

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A reporter of G99 News and more… has been granted unprecedented access to an advanced copy of The Core 2: Icarus script. See here for a full report.

False stories

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For once lets get serious. We have sent out reporters here and there. Millions have been spent of travel, fake passports, and bribes to the local police. What has this gotten us (Well other than a Pulizer prize award ten years in a row)? Nowhere.
So as a pledge to you the editors of […]

SARS

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SARS (Seriously Agitating Respatory Something) has been plaguing Toronto, Canada and China. As most of you know, the head editor is from Toronto, Canada. He is saddened by this news. His relatives in Nursing homes cannot be visited due to fears of bringing the virus in and the movie theaters are empty. This […]

Iraq

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Well the War witb Iraq is almost over and the U.S. has won. But no chemical weapons have been found yet. So we sent in one of our reporters into the field to see for himself if there are any Chemical weapons. Bill are you there?
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Bill?
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Well i guess he is not answering…O.K. folks […]

Breaking news!

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This just in:
Breaking News: We will go live to our Imbeded reporter in the field in the war with Iraq.

Big John: Thank you my pimp master. I am live here in Iraq covering the human portion of the war. The living, breathing Iraqi’s. I am here in a suburb […]

Iraq

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The War with Saddam. Good or bad? For oil or profit? We don’t really know. So in order to find out we sent our Iraqi expert Reginald Poporosi to the local Subway to find out the truth behind the matter.

Reginald: So local Iraqi how do you feel about the upcoming war?

Iraqi: […]




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